By Sam de Brito
Is it possible for the average male, short of chemical castration, to keep his spanner in his strides for the duration?
The short answer, I believe is yes. The longer answer: how?
The only blokes who really qualify to answer this question are either dead or very close to it.
All the guys I know who answer “yes” or “without a doubt” are in their 20′s, 30′s or 40′s. That’s the relationship equivalent of cocky adventure tourists doing karate kicks to warm up in Everest base camp. You just know some cabanossi-skinned Sherpa’s gonna be picking up the guy’s toes on the walk back down the mountain … More
Legitimately funny. Hope you never find yourselves in this situation.